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4.1.2008 - Beware of the April's Is Fools Day! Please bewaring that many of the sites of web will post unfactualinational truths on the sites of the web. We do not do the liking of sites of the web that do notting post only the truths. As a commitmenting to you, our looker of the Pudinvaag site of the web, we will only posting real truths, and nothing that is notting completely the oppositing of non-unfactualinational truths which have none of the non-truthfulling truths mixed in with lyes, and will will making sure that we will protecting you, our looker of the Pudinvaag site of the web from these lyes.

1.8.2008 - The recording of the Demo is in the kamennsing in the Pudlayer! The amazingness of the demo layed forth by the Pudinvaag is jaw-falling! Is the currentness, Dan E. Danns has finished layeding down the trommeltrak, and Slice has ripped through many massive of the riffs. Amazing to this day is the sound is that doing from the computer! Pudinvaag uses Pudlayer to record, creatingness the soaring riffs. Is sound big, and thick, like the wraith of ancient Niiënjakin, Wrandii M. Blaakmün. Rumor has the sound that the guitar used on the majority is Kupalo, a custum made guitar by Slice himself, that does having the spirit of the ancient god himtheself.

12.25.2007 - Pudinvaag celebrates Krystmaas in Kuillaag! This very soecial day is the bearing of fun in the Motherland. To celebrate the birthday of Geezaas, Pudinvaag traveled to the capital of the Kuillaag, Dex Kuillaag to visit the great castle of the ancient kings, Boom and Bap, now known as the Kwispel. The faarwarx were the set off, and filled in the sky with the beauty. Many of the kingdom came to see the great ones, and it was the magical it was.

11.19.2007 - The rebirth of the Great Kupalo has come! In odd turn of events, the great spirit of Kupalo has been harnessed by the famed guitarist that commands Monocloinus, Slice. Recently announced, Slice has summoned the spirit of Kupalo into another guitar. This new guitar carries the dragonistic heritage, god-like strength and power, as well as the thick sexual magnetism of the god. "To hear Kupalo rage at Monocloinus through the playing of Slice is unlike anything experienced in this world. It is a joy to hear, and I would easily give my life to hear just a single note again," states states Hulpmiddelian reporter, Jurën Stomezel. See the equipment page for much of the details! For more on Pudinvaagian Mythology, visit the Mythology page!

10.8.2007 - Dan E. Danns was spotted outside of Trommelkloof, in the Motherland region of Kuillaag. Continuing to practicing the drumming, he reportedly caused another cataclysmic aardbeving north of Stokkenlair, creating a huging chasm over 3 werflaags deep. This has the 3rd time in Pudinvaagian history, that the macht Danns has cracked the Motherland's floor. Pictures soon to come. No one was hurted, so thank sweet Gebouw for that, however Dan E. Danns was fined for the repeated incident. Dan E. Danns had no comment, and his agent, LaVertica refused to say anything other than "Finish Job!"

10.7.2007 - Davey's Mieren Landbouwbedrijf wins de coveted Eerste Plaats in the Veenmolfest! Through all of the many controversy surrounding Davey's Eerste Plaats in the Veenmolfest, one facing remains......he won! "Though illegal in many regions of Motherland, cricket fighting always been magnetic force and does the drawing of the attention of many Ongeloofians," according to Zun Ovastomezel, the onsite reporter of the famous Veenmolfest games. Davey's training and command over his mieren is jaw-falling and demands respect from his competitors. In fact, many crickets would run and hide in the gelijke in deep surrender to escape Davey's fearsome crickets!

9.31.2007 - Pudinvaag records! Since the arrivement of Davey to the Motherland, the macht trio entranced the studio to record their first demo for releasing in America. All went well, and lierden were rocked out perfectly. They hopes to see final production by the end of the year. Please be the look out for the demo. Submit your request to receive the demo via the PV Merchandising Store! Finish job!

9.27.2007 - The eldest Pudling, Davey Grimm returns to the Motherland! In preparation for the annual Veenmolfest, the first weekending in October, he farmed his most famousest mieren landbouwbedrijf to its fullyest capacity. The Veenmolfest is comprised of 14 bouts of illegal fighting of crickets. Crickets are put into a gelijke, and are forced to rubbing their legs together until one is dead. This makes the other cricket the champion! Davey has long been a breeder of his amazing mieren (army of crickets). No one has ever beaten him and his landbouwbedrijfmieren, and he hopes to keep is amazing win streak of 2 alive this year! We do the cheering for him, and we pray for all of his mieren to survive the championship bouts of the Veenmolfest!

9.6.2007 - Kyle Verry plays with Lindsay Sinay at Cal State Fullerton! Kyle Verry, Pudinvaagian guitarist, and the most famous guitarist in the Motherland, rocked acoustically with the amazing vocals of Sinay on site with many of the peoples to witness such magisch! Rocking through many tunes written by the amazing Lindsay Sinay, the crowd was awestruck to see the Pudinvaagian guitarist play without the usual flames spitting forth! To learn more of this awe inspiring colaboration, visit www.lindsaysinay.com!

8.11.2007 - Catalina is rocked by Pudinvaag! Preforming at the St. Catherine's Hotel in Avalon, Pudinvaag put on the 3 hours of the straight rocking. Much of the island knew the Pudinvaag was amazing, and they even had the Mayor of Catalina come down to hear them play! They done the playing of much of oldies, including lierden from the Led Zeppelin, Animals, Chordettes, and the King...Elvis Presely! Well executed in typical Pudinvaagian fashion, the songs flew out of each of the macht trio, and Monoclonius actually attacked 2 members of the audience! Both were unharmed, but will never forgetting the night. The 2 girls left the show as womans. Hear song clips on the lierden page!

8.1.2007 - Pudinvaag amazed the crowds at The Derby Club! Raising the noise, interest of the peoples, and shirts of the girls, Pudinvaag exploded forth much of the fabled rock and rolling they are famous for. It was magical. Look for pictures of the amazing show on the PHOTOS page!

7.4.2007 - Monoclonius jailed for excess force and brutality. The famed guitar of Slice, (Pudinvaagian for Kyle), was put in the jail bars today for "excess force and brutality," stated Hulpmiddelian reporter, Jurën Stomezel. Sources did the saying that Monoclonius, though typically peaceful, went on a raging conniption fit last week while spewing forth a normal dose of riffing. "It was the normaling day of the writing of the raging material, and all the sudden, Monocloinus started on a new riff. It was amazing riff! It captured the my attention, and I could not looking away!" according to Slice. "Pretty soon, the Monocloinus knocked me down and a solo like none other came out! Faster than capable of playing, Monoclonius took over my fingers and created magic! But soon, it be too much for me to control. The raging continued. Riffing madness! Could not stop! Oh, sweet Gebouw! Save me!" Slice tells Jurën in an emotional interview over the weekending. Slice was removed from the set as flashbacks were too much for him. Please, send your Pudinvaagian prayers.

7.1.2007 - Email to the masses!!!! Bestowed from the Pudinvaagian gods in an incredible act of generosity, Pudinvaag.com email addresses are available for the liking! Please sign up for your free email. It is void of SPAM, viruses, and other non-sense. Show support for your Pudinvaagian countryman, and utilize this amazing display of technologies! The gmail, the yahoo, etc., do not compare to the simplicity and freedom of the pudinvaag.com email option. If partaken in the pudinvaag.com email adventure, rich and fulfilling grandeur be passed unto you. Try it!

5.23.2007 - Pudinvaag levels the Derby Club! Still standing after 45 minutes of the blazing rok, the Derby took a double-shot of Pudinvaagian galore! The Pudinvaag played classic hits like 69 Beers, Pudinvaag, Coming For You, and L.A., while covering the nation's national anthem, Highway Star. Pudinvaag was asked to return to the Derby and will be performing mid-July and early August. Check the upcoming show times for details. Finish Job!

5.19.2007 - Pudinvaag rocks the Studio Suite again! Displaying pure rock for an hour and a half, many patrons left in wide-eyed amazingment after being physically pummeled by the shear force of the rock. Joined by Arty, Pudinvaag blasted out "You Really Got Me" in typical Vaagian fashion. Fresh slice of Pudinvaag dished out piece after piece after piece....

5.2.2007 - Official work on the Pudlayer has started! Deep in the heart of the woods of one thousand oak trees, Pudlayer design was being finalized. The structure is focused around a stone fortress of insubstantial protection. Designed by famed Ongeloofen architect Earl Rampart, in collaboration with Kyle, it harbors amazing pieces of Pudinvaagian history. The Pudlayer will be documented in future publications. Be sure to watch the Equipment site for updates!

4.20.2007 - The Kyle Verry signature model guitar is born! To honor the six-string pudling, a signature series prototype was created. Made from scratch to the guitar helders' specs, it was officially given to him back in the Motherland from an ancient geneeskunde, long secluded while making the magical instrument. Once plugged into Kyle's famous rig, flames spit forth, the earth moved, and the ice region, Ongeloof, north of Pudinvaag, began to melt! People came from everywhere to witness this amazing instrument. Only one time in Pudinvaagian history have flames spit forth, and started to melt Ongeloof and that was the famous arrival of the most feared creature in Pudinvaagian culture, Monoclonius. In tribute to the untamed, fearsome wrath of the sacred monster, the Kyle Verry Signature guitar has been dubbed, Monoclonius. Check out the EQUIPMENT section for details.

4.9.2007 - Pudinvaag returns home! The band with the country's name sake returned home to visit the land of a thousand oak trees. There was a country wide festival to honor the band. Music was constantly playing, their was bloemen everywhere, and a partij on every corner. It was very emotional for everyone, and the entire Saturday was spent praying and thanking the gods for Pudinvaag's return. The band put on a performance that most of the population gathered to witness this life-changing event. People left changed. Kinderen left as grown mensen. Meisje were turned into vrouwen (the band helped with that). And the music was incredible. To hear clips of the bands original material, send an email requesting which tune (Liquid Lover, Dark End Of Light, L.A.) and it will be emailed to you. It will change your life.

4.3.2007 - Songwriting has continued in the Pudlair. Fresh Pudinvaag will be available in the coming shows. Much will be sliced off for you to enjoy. Pudinvaag is with the creative juices and will update as the lierden flows.

3.31.2007 - Pudinvaag was widely received at the Studio Suite tonight. The set was short, but rocked! They opened with Burn and closed with Highway Star, paying homage to the infamous Deep Purple. WIth original material Celebration Of The Pud, Dark End Of Light, and tribute to the late Randy Rhoads with Crazy Train. See our VIDEO section for clips of the show. The Pudinvaag will return to the Studio Suite in May to rock again, with a longer set for your listening pleasuer. See upcoming show section for the many details.

3.30.2007 - Pudinvaag played at Canter's Kibitz room last night. They rocked! The show concluded a 3 month tenyear with the Kibitz. They played a typical Pudinvaagian set with their most requested tunes such as Coming For You, Dark End Of Light, Celebration Of The Pud, Liquid Lover, Black Tide, Pudinvaag, and L.A. They finished with two Deep Purple liederen, Highway Star and Burn. Pudinvaag are planning on returning to the Kibitz Room in the next few months.

3.13.2007 - Pudinvaag sets jam room on fire. Police were dispatched and the danger was subsided. The police determined the causing of the fire was extreme rocking. Pudinvaag was practicing the new material for upcoming show, and the intensity of the rock caught the slingbraag to catch fire. The band was rocking too hard to stop the fire and so they continued through the new song. The fire was eventually put out with the water. The band survived and they had to get a warrant to play the song (as it is considered a concealed weapon). Look for new song in up coming shows, called Burn.

2.26.2007 - Pudinvaag now playing on the Wednesday of the week in the Canter's Kibitiz Room! For a solid evening filled with the rocking and the rolling! The show starts at 11pm! This is to become the night in which the Pudinvaag will dominate. Come see us strut our stuff like the buff allensstaddards we are!

2.22.2007 - Pudinvaag rocked Thursday night in memory of Kyle, the short pudling, who had passed away Thursday night before the show. Lugar, kinsman of the Pudinvaag, joined in and belted out much of the rock through a microphone, to honor the missing pudling! Through this magical yelling, Kyle awoke from the grip of the death, and survived the night! He is ready to harness the energy let forth an explosion on Pudinvaag's next show! He will show it with a very melodic song. Send prayers to Kyle and his guitar fingers, and send praise to Lugar, the savior of Pudinvaag!

2.19.2007 - Pudinvaag makes the news! The country Pudinvaag is known for ewes, snarglesneepers, and other harvested crops, but to honor the legendary band with the country's namesake, the first annual "Harness Festival" took place over the weekend! Most of the country's population gathered to pay homage to the band by reaching for the sky, staring into the energy, twisting and pulling the energy of rocking and rolling down to their hearts, and shaking deeply. This is the sacred harness of Pudinvaag, and can summon the rocking to even the most devote R&B listener. Few can withstand its power, and indeed Pudinvaag, can harness this power and turn it into an explosion on stage (which is shown by a very melodic song). Pictures will be shown shortly, commererating the event. For more details, please write to us by clicking the email link in the bottom.

2.14.2007 - Valentine's Day! Pudinvaag spent the entire day receiving the kisses, and other nice things from many of the hot meisjes around the Pudlair. Happy Valentine's day to all the persons!

1.30.2007 - Pudinvaag releases new footwear! To honor the motherland, Pudinvaag released a special new soothing foot gel. The new insole is designed four the foot, but the shoe will benefeet too. The soft, almost wet-like insole makes your foot feel as it belongs in the shoe. Once you have worn the insole just one time, you own it. You can walk all over the shoe, and it won't moan, whine, or put up a fight! In fact, your foot will feel welcome anytime! The first few times you wear it, it may be very tight, and sadly it will eventually loosen up too much, which is why you need to buy more! The name of this revolutionary new product pay homage to the motherland of Pudinvaag. It is called Footinvaag. So go on, treat your foot to a wonderful and new experience. Footinvaag! Try one one today! Footinvaag is not just for the mans, womans are sure to like to try a Footinvaag too! *not legal in all countries.